Everything is Bolted Down in New York City

Yes I live in New York City Do you have a problem, man?
We use drugs and beat our children These and other evil plans
Who the hell are you and What gives you the right to speak to me?
I had better run upstairs and Report the conspiracy

I don’t care how you’re doing out there
I don’t care how you’re doing out there

I am safe in my apartment Where my things are bolted down
Not just paintings and computers Everything is bolted down
Ask me how I drink my coffee When the mug is bolted down
It’s a special apparatus I will sell you one right now

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Maybe I should move to Cleveland Give the country folk a scare
Find a way to take advantage Of the friendly people there
I could never move to Cleveland All my things are bolted down
I will stay in New York City Baby, it’s my kind of town

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